[Verse I]
It all started on Myspace
I walked over to her place
It wasn't raining
But it was cold
She looked happy to see me
She poured me a cup of tea
And I asked to kiss her
It was bold
[Hook]
This was the start of it all
This is why we are
The Crunk Witch that we are
The Crunk Witch that we all are
[Verse II]
Well from the streets we heard screaming
It was the man he was bleeding
We said hold on helps on the way
And he started to make believe
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It was the mystic ninja gang
He said they didn't go far
We can take his car
[Hook]
[Verse III]
The man asked with his last breath
To bring honor to his d**h
They'll take bandits one by one
We'll unite to face the fight
And ride off into the night
We won't stop until they're done
[Bridge]
Then we fell into a portal
And somehow became immortal
Now there's a dragon in my heart
And we told it to unleash the beast that's living inside of me
So it came bursting from my chest
We'll set the dojos ablaze
With the golden blade
And a thousand stars
Shooting from my heart
The gang nearly died in shame
As we kissed on the final frame
[Hook]
[Outro]
The Crunk Witch that we are
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