[Verse I] It all started on Myspace I walked over to her place It wasn't raining But it was cold She looked happy to see me She poured me a cup of tea And I asked to kiss her It was bold [Hook] This was the start of it all This is why we are The Crunk Witch that we are The Crunk Witch that we all are [Verse II] Well from the streets we heard screaming It was the man he was bleeding We said hold on helps on the way And he started to make believe [?] It was the mystic ninja gang He said they didn't go far We can take his car [Hook] [Verse III] The man asked with his last breath
To bring honor to his d**h They'll take bandits one by one We'll unite to face the fight And ride off into the night We won't stop until they're done [Bridge] Then we fell into a portal And somehow became immortal Now there's a dragon in my heart And we told it to unleash the beast that's living inside of me So it came bursting from my chest We'll set the dojos ablaze With the golden blade And a thousand stars Shooting from my heart The gang nearly died in shame As we kissed on the final frame [Hook] [Outro] The Crunk Witch that we are X3