I do d**
And I slap b**hes
Pa** me that pipe
And ice that witness
f** the police:
Them badge wearing snitches
I am just a typical American vision
Cause I do d**
And I slap b**hes
Most of y'all who listenin
Are not that different
Either you done thought of it or you already did it
I am the new normal. You might as well admit it
So you say you don't slap b**hes
Well I do
It helps to ease my nerves and I like to get high too
You can't just use my sh**
For some music to ride to
And still play goody-goody
I don't like to be lied to
You see a long time ago
I was more like you
Idealistic with a heart so right and true
Tryin to be a nice dude and still make all the right moves
I remember a couple of b**hes I wanted to give a black eye to
But I don't scare b**hes and when I'd like to try to
They're smiling and paying with all change in the drive through
Or bearing down on me from a position too high to
Use the proper channels to fight
There's no one to write to
But I wouldn't hit the woman who I'm with
I ain't like you
And I wouldn't pick a stupid b**h to give half my life to
So don't tell me you never drank too much cough syrup
On purpose
And had a couple of beers with it....
You don't have to be nervous, look
I do d**
And I slap b**hes
Pa** me that pipe
And ice that witness
f** the police:
Them badge wearing snitches
I am just a typical American vision
Cause I do d**
And I slap b**hes
Most of y'all who listenin
Are not that different
Either you done thought of it or you already did it
I am the new normal. You might as well admit it
Let's talk about d**. Everything that don't require needles
That's what I did when I was with those higher people
But I don't need new sh** to keep me buzzin like mosquitoes
And nothing else can make me feel good like weed so...
All that bullsh** they talkin claiming that it's evil
And it's a gateway drug
Cause they don't know what we know
They lookin through the peep hole
Check the social media
Every time they post some bullsh** up we beat it up
Now you can't pretend that the public's going to eat it up
When you can read our commentary plain as day and see what's up
I challenge your statistics. It's not normal for people
To answer questions for real
'bout what they do that's illegal
Your numbers say that only half support legalization
You don't have to do the math to see the point that I'm makin
It's normal to illegally obtain it and make it
Prohibition creates crime. Is that what we need in this nation?
(Naw)
I do d**
And I slap b**hes
Pa** me that pipe
And ice that witness
f** the police:
Them badge wearing snitches
I am just a typical American vision
Cause I do d**
And I slap b**hes
Most of y'all who listenin
Are not that different
Either you done thought of it or you already did it
I am the new normal. You might as well admit it
Back to these b**hes
And smackin these b**hes
Relaxing the fist then retract and just hit them
I'm catching the rhythm
Call this sh** a past time
Asking these b**hes they'll say this is asinine
That's fine cause y'all be thinking y'all can do whatever
And change the subject when you're fighting and you can't be clever
b**hes like to lie when they decide they don't like
Somebody and get them fired
And you may never know why
Wrong and right is pretty plain
Till it's in this b**h's brain
And it ain't convenient for her
Then the sh** don't fit the same
Take yo- time to explain
When a b**h will just complain
She can put hands on you
And you cannot do the same
I like to go to jail b**h
And they like me there
So you can't go to Wal-Mart
Cause I might be there
And whoop your f**in a**
In broad day in public
And walk out in cuffs just smiling
Like "f** It"
I slapped a b**h and I liked it
I'll choke a hoe just to try it cause
I do d**
And I slap b**hes
Pa** me that pipe
And ice that witness
f** the police:
Them badge wearing snitches
I am just a typical American vision
Cause I do d**
And I slap b**hes
Most of y'all who listenin
Are not that different
Either you done thought of it or you already did it
I am the new normal. You might as well admit it