What can I do
I know they've gotten to you
When you say that your whites
Have an aerial blue
What's happened to you
Since I last saw you
I thought I knew your name
But it's not you but it's not you
You're talking in a balloon
In this tidy room
Sounding like a commercial
For a serial
I wish you could feel the way that I feel
I wish you could feel
But you're so unreal
You're so unreal
What can I say, what can I say
All the traits you had have all gone away
Get up and wash at the right time of day
And greet the world with the right thing to say
What can I say, what can I say
You're so ideal
You're never down at heel
You're so ideal
But so unreal
I wish you could feel the way that I feel
I wish you could feel
But you're so unreal, you're so unreal
You're so unreal, to be so unreal