SPOKEN:
All right, everyone sit down, quiet down, listen up!
I've brought you all here to recite the annual obituaries
Like every year, we shall start with A and end with Z
Alright, is the band ready? (Ready!)
All right, hit it boils!
[Sung]
A is for Amber who drowned in a pool
B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls
C is for Curt with disease in the brain
D is for Danny derailed on a train
E is for Eric who was buried alive
F is for Frank who was stabbed through the eye
G is for Greg who died in the womb
H is for Heather who was sealed in a tomb
[Chorus]
One by one we bite the dust
Kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall down
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste
You'll wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down
I is for Issac who lost his front brakes
J is for Johnny who was bitten by snakes
K is for Kimmy who was shot in the head
L is for Larry who bled and bled
M is for Marie who was burnt to a crisp
N is for Nicki who was pummeled by fists
O is for Olive who lived life too fast
P is for Pat who swallowed some gla**
Lalalalallalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalala
(Alright lads, altogether now!)
Chorus
Q is for Quentin who took the wrong trail
R is for Reyna who rotted in jail
S is for Steve who was shot with a bow
T is for Tori who froze in the snow
U is for Urich who was trampled by hooves
V is for Vanessa who fell off a roof
W is for Will who was hit by a car
X is for Xavier who sunk in the tar
Y is for Yessy who fell from a plane
Z is for Zack who simply went insane
*evil laughter*