YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES! Go naked as nature intended
Stand under heaven with natures extended
Wilder wilder faster faster
Psycho slaves and schizo masters! No burning pa**ions and burning flashions
can embalm our pa**ions and girlie fashions
Wilder wilder faster faster
Groovy groupies and plaster casters! Sixteen millimeters sixty nine chicks
Six teenage sickos and ninety-nine dicks
Wilder wilder faster faster
Brown ballad in alabaster! Dairyland, contraband,
Look mom! No head, no hand
Wilder wilder, faster faster
Deadly dirigible disasters! [Squealing brakes, car crash, woman screaming, sirens]
Spoken:
"Warning! The action is raw!"
[Ricocheting bullet, gla** breaks, circular saw revs up]
Spoken woman's voice:
"Please don't hurt me-I'll do anything." WILDER WILDER, FASTER FASTER!
WILDER WILDER FASTER FASTER! A young bride, hog-tied
Spanish flyed and stupefied
Wilder Wilder faster faster
Hash-mashing goolashers! Atom-age vampire, roaming millers
Ghost story campfires, sparkling horse k**ers
Wilder wilder faster faster
Mud slinging sand blaster! Hell hole women, virgin vengeance
Suicide blondes on war vengeance
Wilder wilder faster faster
Cow punchers and cow pastures! Off-Beat Cut-throats, born wreck [?]
Off their rocker leathernecks
Wilder wilder faster faster
Rough and ready fighting ba*tards! [Revving motorcycle]
Spoken:
"The word was out:"
"Waste him."
[Tommy gun rat-tat-tat]
Spoken:
"Hear The Cramps sing 'You Got the Blues'!"
[sung]
"When you got the blues..."
[Circular saw revs up again] WILDER WILDER FASTER FASTER
WILDER WILDER EVEN FASTER! The Devil's honey reaming men's guts
Daring damsels with beautiful bu*ts
Wilder wilder faster faster
Eve's apples, atom smashers! Art is just art carved with a chisel
But this money is hotter than a two dollar pistol
Wilder wilder faster faster
Bombastic the bombasters Coming soon to this theater
Lube jobs and penetrators
Wilder wilder faster faster
Flagellating flabbergasters! See a man's cigar in a lady's purse
See tortures, beatings rapes and worse
Poontang plenty and party crashers! [Spoken:]
"Under 18 not admitted without an adult."