Heres a health to the ladies
I freely confess
For grace and sweet charm they are doubly blessed
Their beauty and wit never fails to impress
And they tend tae look grand in a state of undress Heres a health to the ladies
When honest men speak
They gratefully concede they are in defeat
When it comes to decisions on matters of feet
The weaker s** is not quite so weak Heres a health to the ladies
I must be unkind
As here in my old age, I wish myself blind
In matters of choice, one is likely to find
The fair s** is constantly changing their mind (its usually shoes) Heres a health to the ladies
Their charms unsurpa**ed
In seeking their pleasures Ive never been last
The medium are rare, the young ones are cla**
And the old ones are unable to run quite so fast