When she told me she was leavin she said, "Now Craig, don't get excited"
I said, "You're leavin? It ain't nothin, yo, I'm quite delighted"
What you expect me to do? Start sh**tin?
Yeah right b**h, goodbye and good riddance
I don't care if you're goin because of that duck you're with
Namsayin? So hey, you can s** my dick
Cause now the secret is out and you're outta luck
(Yo man, she's startin to cry) Hey, I don't give a f**
She dished it out, so now she's gonna get it too
So f** you and the doctor that delivered you
After all the sh** that I gave her
You're gonna diss me? b**h, do me no favors
She had some nerve tryina play me like I'm Milton Bradley
So when she's hearin this I hope her a** is feelin badly
About the things she did and she often tried
Now that you cried, go 'head, commit suicide
Jump off a building, or better yet jump off a cliff
And if you jump I hope you take that f**in man you're with
So what you love him, you love every man you know
To put it bluntly - b**h, you'se a stinkin hoe
What you thought? That I was supposed to cry for you?
Baby please, don't try to tell me what I should do
You got his kid? Well I hope you both die in labor
And by the way, b**h, do me no favors
The Vernon Posse and I went to see 'Child's Play'
(Yo Craig, was it hype?) Yeah, I'll say
sh** was runnin real smooth and oh so correct
And then I turned around and saw my f**in ex
She had some dickhead kid wearin acid wash
And all I could say was "Oh my f**in gosh"
But to be a good sport I smiled and said hi
And after that the b**h, she just walked by
So I ran up to her at the concession stand
And I said, "You won't speak because you're with your man?
Well f** both of you, see cause you ain't nobody
And the way that you look, you're both seein Scotty"
But she tried to get hype and create a scene
So I dissed her a**, you know what I mean
And after that I jumped into my Blazer
Screamed out the window (b**h, do me no favors)
About a month after that her a** was cold forgotten
And the rest of my life was finally startin
Chillin in my room pumpin The Kingpin
Then out of nowhere the phone starts ringin
So then I pick up the phone and say "Who's this?"
And yeah you guessed it, it was that fool b**h
You know the one that's always actin nasty
She probably heard I went platinum, now she's tryina gas me
But I'm not the one, she's on a scenic route
She better check her funky a** into a Phoenix House
Or run with her man on the hoe stroll
Don't look surprised, you see, I know so
Your man's a f*g that's drag racin
And on top of that - you're both basin
So don't come to me with that generic sh**
Cause I won't give a f** about hearin it
And if you go get your man I'll play that boy quick
I mean so fast you'd think he had a joystick
Because back in the days he used to flam a lot
But now he's a fairytale like Sir Camelot
And if he tries to diss I cut him like a razor
And then say, "Yo b**h, do me no favors"