Hey scoot over, let me drive
Let's go wreck your old man's ride
Old man's ride, old man's ride
You will ride, you will ride
Honk the horn, let's scare old bags
Let's show off these b**hin' mags
b**hin' mags, b**hin' mags
You will ride, you will ride
There's a dog, let's squish it good
Terrorize the neighborhood
Neighborhood, neighborhood
You will ride, you will ride
On the highway, drunk as sh**
There's the pigs, let's step on it
Step on it, step on it
You will ride, you will ride
Drunk drive!
Hey scoot over, let me drive
I wanna f** this chick while I'm still alive
Still alive, still alive
You will ride, you will ride
Take me home or it's your a**
Take me home or I'm gonna crash
Gonna crash, gonna crash
You will ride, you will ride
Drunk drive!