If you can lay eyes on it, it's mine
If you can walk upon it, it's mine
If you can come in here and put your hands on something, remember
If there's something here to swallow, it's mine
If there's something 'round to fallow, it's mine
If you can hold it up and put it in your pocket
Remember, it's mine
If there's something here you can blow up, it's mine
If something here does make it go up, it's mine
If you wanna come 'round here and help yourself to something, remember
If you can latch onto it, it's mine
If you can eat or screw it, it's mine
If you're some commie scum who wants to share it all
Remember, it's mine
If there's something here appealing, it's mine
If there's something here worth stealing, it's mine
If you want to walk in here and put your hands on something, remember
If you can lay eyes on it, it's mine
If you can walk upon it, it's mine
If it's got continents and clouds and lots of water
Remember, it's mine