[Intro]
"Are all men truly created equal?
I used to think so (ayaaah)
Untill one day I watched some p**n
[CorMill Drop]
And the dude was sporting a f**in' saxophone sized penis. (chyeah chyeah big duke)
Where I once felt pride, now all I felt was shame
Why couldn't I be packing a loaf of french bread for a dick, too?"
[CorMill Drop]
[Hook]
Cry just to sleep
Cuz I don't go that deep (uuuaahhh)
co*k just pecks on vag lip
All that fits is the tip (yeeah)
Girls grab my dick and pull
But they'll never feel full (uuhhh)
I just wish it was big (ooohhh)
Instead of this broken-
Twig
[Verse 1]
Call my nuts law and order
They hang real low 'cuz it's hot down here in Florida
Nipples stay soft 'cuz it never gets cold
I take NyQuil if I cough and I wipe my a** with gold
co*k size; Slightly above average
Regardless of hardness I'll use my wiener like a savage
I'll f** your b**h like a b**h that needed a good f**in'
I'll put my penis in her p**y as soon as she finished s**in'
Guaranteed let down cuz I bet she feels nothin'
I got a tiny dick I can't do no kinds of stuffin'
One glance at my womb broom is all it'll take
For everybody in the gloom room to know; Tiny one-eyed snake
Gag reflex don't mean sh** to me
I couldn't trigger that I got the smallest dick in history
A dwarf couldn't use a whole hand to grab my shaft
It'll only take two fingers, and f**, they'd only need half
When I f**, it's pitch black to hide my raisin-sized dick
But I have no luck, b**hes jump back when they feel that stick
I know it sounds like I might turn into a psycho
But honestly, I feel great, it's just this micro-
Penis
(his nutsack's not too small)
[CorMill Drop]
[Hook]
Cry just to sleep
Cuz I don't go that deep (uuuaahhh)
co*k just pecks on vag lip
All that fits is the tip (yeeah)
Girls grab my dick and pull
But they'll never feel full (uuhhh)
I just wish it was big (ooohhh)
Instead of this broken-
Twig