[Verse 1]
aww sh** Im always caught up in a scandal
im like Martin dumbing out on Tisha Campbell
my dick is on the crap table Im ready to gamble
gimme a blunt and all the p**y I can handle
ayo Im getting mad b**hes like a trooper
and Ill be swinging like Im hanging out with Mr. Cooper
pushing a phat B, b**hes wanna get with me
I get more p**y than a women's penitentiary
I drink lemons with bacardi
for b**hes wanna party
make sure they gimme the punani
yo when I be with mamis we could be maxin'
2Pac and Janet Jackson so I guess I f** with Toni Braxton
whatup with Mega did you see him (yea I seen him)
uh huh
f**ing yo b**hes how to be up
b**hes know the drealy when my dick is in between them (yo whats the deal dunn)
I f**ed them and Im leavin
[Chorus]
It aint a damn thing funny
s**, d**, b**hes & money
where my n***as at?
It aint a damn thing funny
s**, d**, b**hes & money
[Verse 2]
to ya'll b**hes who aint making any sense
and talk that bullsh** like aint nothing going on but the rent
and want a little more graditude
I pay the rent now get the f** out my house, that's my attitude
you better find another s**er
I don't give a f**
a b**h play herself and Ima buck her
yea Im a foul motherf**er
and b**h I ran more trains than a subway from Dunston
I cant afford to pop sh**
my dick the size of one of Bob Marley's clips
being a supertravel's never easy
I even had a fight with Jorge (Weezy!!) because he caught me f**ing Weezy
ya'll n***as better watch your girlies
cause Ill be tag-teaming b**hes like Levern and Shirley
ya'll motherf**ers know the rules
now white b**hes on my dick like Im from Guns-n-Roses, dude
[Chorus]
It aint a damn thing funny
s**, d**, b**hes & money
where my b**hes at?
It aint a damn thing funny
s**, d**, b**hes & money