Women asked how many times I practiced promiscuity That depends...before or after I hit puberty? I was six watchin hoes slob The dough mom gave the babysitter also covered the blow job Older cousin's tongue bathed the balls I confess, I was molested at seven. No complaints at all And if I did complain, it's when she'd give me brain And teeth scrape my dick like a dog playing frisbee games When I pay for snatch, I'll eat a cat's bleedin And keep the reciepts as a write off for tax season I'll take your slore home Let her pick her favorite thong Play DJ and have her s** me off to her favorite song Make sure the handycam is on f** a threesome, I'm takin you, your mom, your niece and your granny on And any other family member with tits and a c*nt Whip my dick out at the reunion like..."Is this what you want?" Cuz.. If it's a dick you want, I got inches If it's a chick you want, I got b**hes Whether lesbian, or the best of friends You can spread your legs open and let me it What's a nice girl like you doin s**in my co*k? Or gettin pulled over for speedin and f**in a cop? Whether you loved it or not, you still did it to get out of a ticket Now s** my dick before I beat the sh** outta you with it Want a milkshake? s** the sh** out and you'll get it Six four and I'll f** the sh** out of a midget Lived out most men's dreams when I was seventeen
Been through more sh** than most p**n stars ever seen I'm not sure which b**h to bone next I got AT&T operators callin me for phone s** I'll make you get wet, cum til you smile and moan And once I bust a nut all you'll hear is a dial tone Imagine me givin one sh** about a dumb b**h Coulda wrote a book titled 'One Million and One Clits' To which of you b**hes am I givin it to? When they get to know me first I'm diggin you...now Let me stick my dick in you Repeat chorus x's 2 In the middle of the night Pillow fight With a widow and a dyke Dress up as the ex-husband with the widow on the right To my left is the dyke As I bite on the nipple of her tit Pushed the widow's head to nibble on her clit Tape it and sell it off the net For a b**h mad I did it without consent, you're awfully wet Got hoes suspicious. Even one peg leg b**hes After I came, f**ed em with they own leg They ain't know the difference Your c*nt's wet and your pants are soaked with it I don't discriminate, even cancer hoes get it So open up, I'mma cram your throat with it I want you to s** just like the antedote's in it All you strong women claimin queen to the universe I'll fill you with Kahlua and cream on your newest skirt So the moral of the story Is you ain't gettin backstage if you ain't givin oral in a orgy