Women asked how many times I practiced promiscuity
That depends...before or after I hit puberty?
I was six watchin hoes slob
The dough mom gave the babysitter also covered the blow job
Older cousin's tongue bathed the balls
I confess, I was molested at seven. No complaints at all
And if I did complain, it's when she'd give me brain
And teeth scrape my dick like a dog playing frisbee games
When I pay for snatch, I'll eat a cat's bleedin
And keep the reciepts as a write off for tax season
I'll take your slore home
Let her pick her favorite thong
Play DJ and have her s** me off to her favorite song
Make sure the handycam is on
f** a threesome, I'm takin you, your mom, your niece and your granny on
And any other family member with tits and a c*nt
Whip my dick out at the reunion like..."Is this what you want?"
Cuz..
If it's a dick you want, I got inches
If it's a chick you want, I got b**hes
Whether lesbian, or the best of friends
You can spread your legs open and let me it
What's a nice girl like you doin s**in my co*k?
Or gettin pulled over for speedin and f**in a cop?
Whether you loved it or not, you still did it to get out of a ticket
Now s** my dick before I beat the sh** outta you with it
Want a milkshake? s** the sh** out and you'll get it
Six four and I'll f** the sh** out of a midget
Lived out most men's dreams when I was seventeen
Been through more sh** than most p**n stars ever seen
I'm not sure which b**h to bone next
I got AT&T operators callin me for phone s**
I'll make you get wet, cum til you smile and moan
And once I bust a nut all you'll hear is a dial tone
Imagine me givin one sh** about a dumb b**h
Coulda wrote a book titled 'One Million and One Clits'
To which of you b**hes am I givin it to?
When they get to know me first I'm diggin you...now
Let me stick my dick in you
Repeat chorus x's 2
In the middle of the night
Pillow fight
With a widow and a dyke
Dress up as the ex-husband with the widow on the right
To my left is the dyke
As I bite on the nipple of her tit
Pushed the widow's head to nibble on her clit
Tape it and sell it off the net
For a b**h mad I did it without consent, you're awfully wet
Got hoes suspicious. Even one peg leg b**hes
After I came, f**ed em with they own leg
They ain't know the difference
Your c*nt's wet and your pants are soaked with it
I don't discriminate, even cancer hoes get it
So open up, I'mma cram your throat with it
I want you to s** just like the antedote's in it
All you strong women claimin queen to the universe
I'll fill you with Kahlua and cream on your newest skirt
So the moral of the story
Is you ain't gettin backstage if you ain't givin oral in a orgy