Down at the back near the shed
I'll be there,
I'm waiting for you
Got a surprise for you
A garden tool
To fill your face in
It's likely you'll find her there
She'll be there
She couldn't miss it
And all the boys will be there
'cause they're not square
They're always seen there
They'll fill you in
So if you change your mind
Better look up
You better be tooled up
They're not the kindly types
They'll have a say
But they give no reason
They'll fill you in
They'll fill you in
They'll fill you in
And now they're coming
Down on you
Black and blue
Didn't I tell you what they'll do?
Didn't I tell you what they'll do?
Black and blue