(Carnival Barker speaks)
"Hurry, Hurry!"
"Step right up!"
"See the saddest show in town for only 50 cents!"
Step right up
Hurry, hurry
Before the show begins
My firends
Stand in line
Get your tickets
I hope you will attend
It'll only cost you 50 cents to see
What life has done
To those like you and me
See the man
With the broken heart
You'll see that he is sad
He hurts so bad
(So bad, so bad)
See the girl
Who has lost the only love she ever had
There's got to be
No sadder show to see
No doubt about it
Satisfaction's guaranteed
So let the side show begin
Hurry, hurry
Step right on in
Can't afford to pa** it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Let the side show begin
Hurry, hurry
Step right on in
Can't afford to pa** it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
See the man
Who's been crying
For a million years
So many tears
(So many tears)
See the girl
Who's collected broken hearts for souvenirs
It's more exciting than a one man band
The saddest little show in all the land
So let the side show begin
Hurry, hurry
Step right on in
Can't afford to pa** it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Let the side show begin
Hurry, hurry
Step right on in
Can't afford to pa** it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
(Musical Interlude)
So let the side show begin
Hurry, hurry
Step right on in
Can't afford to pa** it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Let the side show begin
Hurry, hurry
Step right on in
Can't afford to pa** it by
Guaranteed to make you cry