(Carnival Barker speaks) "Hurry, Hurry!" "Step right up!" "See the saddest show in town for only 50 cents!" Step right up Hurry, hurry Before the show begins My firends Stand in line Get your tickets I hope you will attend It'll only cost you 50 cents to see What life has done To those like you and me See the man With the broken heart You'll see that he is sad He hurts so bad (So bad, so bad) See the girl Who has lost the only love she ever had There's got to be No sadder show to see No doubt about it Satisfaction's guaranteed So let the side show begin Hurry, hurry Step right on in Can't afford to pa** it by Guaranteed to make you cry Let the side show begin Hurry, hurry Step right on in Can't afford to pa** it by
Guaranteed to make you cry See the man Who's been crying For a million years So many tears (So many tears) See the girl Who's collected broken hearts for souvenirs It's more exciting than a one man band The saddest little show in all the land So let the side show begin Hurry, hurry Step right on in Can't afford to pa** it by Guaranteed to make you cry Let the side show begin Hurry, hurry Step right on in Can't afford to pa** it by Guaranteed to make you cry (Musical Interlude) So let the side show begin Hurry, hurry Step right on in Can't afford to pa** it by Guaranteed to make you cry Let the side show begin Hurry, hurry Step right on in Can't afford to pa** it by Guaranteed to make you cry