Today I saw you on the street today
And you didn't know what to f**in' say
So I thought I'd just tell you to go f** yourself
Or something like that, you know you know
Then I went to the punk rock show, and
I saw that one f**in' girl you know
The one who says she looks just like me
Yeah so I guess she must be just like me
If this were a movie, then the 3rd time's a charm
If this is your f**in' movie--
Lady! Reversible! (alleged) oh no!
Honey if I ever got my sh** together
Honey I'd be just like you
Yeah lady if I held myself
And starved myself the way you do
You know that I'm gonna love you
Or hate you till the day you die
What kinda b**h did you get that boy?
Yeah how did you get so vile?
If that's what you're into
May you rot in the f**in' grave
You created for your sorry a**--
Lady! Reversible! (alleged) oh no!
I heard about you on the street today
And you know what? It made my f**in' day!
So we all think you should go f** yourself
Or something like that, you know you know
Then we went to the punk rock show, and
We saw that one f**in' girl you know
The one who says she looks just like me
Yeah so I guess it must be my sister
'Cause she's the only one who looks just like me