A pity party Created by me For you my love For you the unloved Invited everyone you knew But no one came to see you So here I am Party of two No one came around You've lost all your friends So just to spite you now I'm staying 'til the end Here's my pity dance Performed to make you laugh But really you should be Sadder than you've ever been And maybe in bad taste I made you this pity cake But don't make that face Just be glad I came 'Cause no one came around
You've lost all your friends So just to spite you now I'm staying 'til the end Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you I'm staying 'til the end So it wasn't such a good year But at least there's no one here To ruin our party This pity party Satisfied in your solitude No I don't believe Make a wish and close your eyes Another year is leaving you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you I'm staying 'til the end