Now he's a wonder boy toy Had a major win spurt Likes the hershey highway And readin' Martha Stewart He's winin' lots of races baby and the coveted Winston Cup Rearin' Earnhardt was no mistake Just gettin' _____ for the ____ His boys are the rainbows Quickest pit in Nascar Wipin' a** on Martin He's spreadin' cheeks at gay bars Fans won't be tickled When they find out he makes dicks trickle Watch him race away Hot damn, the boy is gay! Gordon is gay --Whooo! That hurts!-- Gordon is gay --Whew! Yeah!--
Speedin on the race track Laps he can manuver Has the biggest fan club And he s**s just like a Hoover --Slurp!-- Bend over for guys now baby It's men that he likes to hump! His racing outfit always matches! Hey look at him, he's wearing red pumps Fans won't be tickled When they find out he makes dicks trickle Watch him race away Hot damn, the boy is gay! Gordon is gay --Whooo!-- Gordon is gay --Don't touch me there!-- --Hehehe-- --Hahaha-- --Whew! That's feelin good now!-- --Yee Haw!--