Start off your paragraph with a topic sentence
don't be a menace use extra lettuce
Make sure it has your topic
Make it exotic and tropic!
then use a concrete detail
it has to be extra stale.
true and real like Sean Malto on skate board grind rail.
add some back up use a commentary,
like these One Direction girls complimenting Harry.
Its in your honest opinion
make it good so i don't cry when i eat onion.
Don't make it confusing do this twice
or people will be scratching there had like they had lice.
Top it off with a concluding sentence
summarizing like finishing painting a fence.