JULIAN: Oh M, I am so sorry that I can't be there.
You see, there's quite a situation gotta deal with here.
Ever since the Doomship landed,
The good people of Earth have banded
Together to try and stop...
The breaking of the bread,
The eating of your head,
The planet of the dead!
Oh men, we've heard the horror stories of the Great Bird War,
But now we're facing something humans never faced before.
We've gotta charge up all the phasers,
And recalibrate all the lasers to "KILL,"
If we're ever gonna stop...
The breaking of the bread,
The eating of your head,
The planet of the dead!