Sit around stay tuned
'cos we have more information
Coming up about
The magic mushroomers
The head sheriff
Of the local police apartment
Would like to give no comments
Infact all he really said was
La-la-la
Now it's live in the air
From the state hospital
There are 18 new victims
Of magic mushroom
The head doctor in charge
Says that the symptoms
Are quite weird
The patients all they do
Is kiss hug
They say it's their
Substitute for love