Bathing in flames
The stink of burning flesh
I sh** my trousers what did you expect
AHershey's stream of pain peanuts and corn galore
Mr. Peanut Orville Redenbacher have declared a war
Ernie Keebler s**s the E.L. Fudge from my a**hole
Dips Dunkaroos into the sludge
Pillsbury Doughboy sits between my cinnabuns
He pokes and prods and waits for Nestle Quick to come
Snap crackle pop inside my pants
I feel my Grapenuts start to do a little dance
Then I hear the words of my fate
Tony the Tiger screaming "They're great"
Silly rabbit Trix are for kids
Now I'm being punished for being so selfish
If I could start again
I would eat my Wheaties like Michael Jordan
There's a fantasy inside my a**
Familiar characters from my childhood past
This is not a bad acid trip this is Hell's kitchen
La puta de Chiquita Banana corta su cabeza
The Chiquita banana b**h chops off your head
It's crazy it's bad it's not good
The Twinkie cowboy steals the cream filling from my co*k
The Jolly Green Giant smashes my balls like two peas in a pod
Oscar Mayer makes a bologna sandwich from the shriveled remains
And feeds it to the Devil Dogs
Charlie the Tuna with his Starkist tuna lid
Goes to cut my a** cheek gets the taint of my balls instead
The Hamburger Helper glove tugs and rips off my co*k
Puts it in a box of Fruity Pebbles now a prize in Bedrock
Aunt Jemima pone siropa caliente encima de su bolso de bolas
Aunt Jemima puts hot syrup on your ball bag
I'm sh**ting a rainbow of color
La cocina del Diablo
Necesito un Pudding Pop en el culo
Viva por Telemundo
Necesito un Slush Puppy en los testiculos.