Sea Monkey!
Sea Monkey k**!
One family, 2,057 Sea Monkeys
This Christmas, experience the magic
Of the Satanic shrimp
Most of us will die
For those who shall survive
We are on a mission
To k** their suspicion
Come a little closer
Closer to the light
We'll show you our little tricks
We love you
No, we f**ing hate you
Sea Monkeys attack!!!
Jesus Christ
Oh how sweet, Jack loves his puppy
Allow us to entertain you
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack is now Sea Monkey sh**
We f** you up, we f** your mom
We sing to her love monkey songs
Nibble, nibble, nibble on the little puppy's flesh
Nibble, nibble, nibble on the Kibbles 'N' Bits
Yummy bacon flavor
We turn the stadium into a giant monkey bog
It's an all-out Sea Monkey a**ault
Better hide your children
'Cause we're gonna k** them
Watch them pick their f**ing nose
Stick their fingers into our tank
What the f**, you little sh**
I swear to God, just say the f**ing words
And I will k**
You little son of a b**h
Monkey troops move!!!
The little demon shrimp from an ocean on Mars
Coming soon to a theater near you
Sea Monkey k**!
Coming this Christmas