What the hell is up with that,
When you can't buy your own laundry basket
Why was I the victim? You stole my wicker tool
I came inside to check on my clothing as they're drying
I could've sworn I left it in the apartment laundry room
But now it's gone my clothing in a bundle
With socks, and pants, and underwear
Falling to the ground
f** the guy who took my sh**
And stole my laundry basket
If I see you with my basket in the laundry room
I'll kick your a** sh** on clothes
And take back my f**in' laundry basket
And then you'll be the victim because
You stole my wicker tool