[Intro: Chutch McGillicutty] It's a Chutch McGillicutty production 2015... For all yall... [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] I'm the best… (Oh Yes) You ain't ever gonna stop me Better than all the rest… Let me prove it to ya with this generic sh** talking [Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] Try ta top me?... Yeah right… Got less chance than Stephen Hawking walking I'm f**in' your girl You walk in right when I stick my muthaf**in co*k in But you's a b**h and too afraid to stop it You start crying when the headboard starts knockin' You're distressed cause you thought she was pure But you're impressed cause I turned her a who*e And you kind of turned on cause I turned your b**h out So you pull your dick out and start to jerk But it all goes soft when I make your girl squirt Your mouth drops in horror when I slip it backdoor She's never let you do it before Even though you always ask Funny thing man... This girl is a goddamn freak The b**h loves it in the a** [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] I'm the best… Oh Yes... Ya ain't ever gonna top me Better than all the rest… Let me prove it to ya with this generic sh** talking [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] You got a PHD in co*k-blocking But you can't stop this game that I'm droppin' Like a sidewinder missile I'm locked in I'm gonna give her the raw end Of the stick Yeah I mean my dick Slip in the tip She wiggles her hips Lips lose grip And I slide in Haha Now she ridin' And I'm laughin' Cause it was too damn easy To get this girl all worked up and greasy Got me feeling kind of sleazy Sometimes I just need a woman to tease me But at the same time Every day of the week I'll take a ho that's skeezy Love me a natural born freak Now excuse me right quick While I wipe this p**y juice off my dick And go take a leak [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
I'm the best… Oh Yes... Gonna keep this sh** poppin' Better than all the rest… Let me prove it to ya with this generic sh** talking [Verse 3: Chutch McGillicutty] You got scissors? Too bad rock wins You bottom shelf wells I'm top end I'm better In all aspects and measures I control the f**in' weather In all vantage points and views, you lose Between me and you, you know who they'll choose Every single f**in' time You know why? Because my rhymes is fly and I speak my mind You just try to fit in And the bullsh** you spittin' Its f**in' weak It painful when you speak Your clearly lost But me, I'm the muthaf**in' boss In the veins of Temujin I move in while you snoozing and make your blues end Blood is oozing you lose I win b**h, don't make me tell ya again [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] I'm the best… Oh Yes... I only raw dogs it Better than all the rest… Let me prove it to ya with this generic sh** talking [Verse 4: Chutch McGillicutty] I'm OG Christopher Walken King of New York always clockin' You Rick Moranis b**h Little Giants I ball on you a** like Dez Bryant I f**ed Ice Box The b**h got kind of hot I stuck it in her slot Beat up the puss, hit the jackpot I beat your a** like the computer on easy in Madden 98 I'm Keanu Reeves great And your sh**s second rate I'm moving weight like Sam Hurd And you's a spare like Ben Tate Why you even contemplate your fate? You gonna die and the world will be a better place When I die, they gonna upload my mind In a file into a solid state drive So I can offer my wisdom to the hive I gonna live forever You didn't survive [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] I'm the best… Oh Yes... You know I'm gonna drop it Better than all the rest… Let me prove it to ya with this generic sh** talking