[Chorus: Chutch McGillicutty]
It don't get any countrier than this...
It don't get any countrier than this...
[Bridge 1: Chutch McGillicutty]
There's a dirt road leading back to a trailer in the woods
I'm making moonshine and I'm b**hin' bout life
[Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty]
My dog ran away
And by my dog I mean my wife
Cause my coon hound is just sittin' here
Laying on the porch
She took my kids and I don't care
They never liked me that much
Now I'm stuck...
I'm stuck on a worthless piece of property
I'm a worthless human being
And I don't mind being on my own
I had my chance
And I done messed up bad
But its alright, cause I got my coon hound
[Chorus: Chutch McGillicutty]
It don't get any countrier than this...
It don't get any countrier than this...
[Outro: Chutch McGillicutty]
I'm sittin' on my porch with my coon hound
Drinking moonshine, it's bliss
And I don't care
That dog can run away
She's a b**h...
A goddamn b**h...