Can't hear 'cos your mouth's full of sh**
Do something about it
Well I'm really back to basics right beside a bar
Choke the double trouble big one to joker with the card
Good call
What's the crack what's the damage done today
From the commons to the common a banana skin away
Knock it back knock it out
Chuck a nightmare dart
Quiet
Compere on the mic turns turning to the court
Putting beef vol-au-vents across the Union Jack
Bolinger and Bitter says the Colonies are back
Can't hear 'cos your mouth's full of sh**
Do something about it
You think you're god's gift
You're a liar
I wouldn't piss on you
If you were on fire
Up yer ronsom
Take a tab
With a flash of Zippo light
Catch the hip parade pa**ing to the polaroids right
Check the manic little rebel with a bottle in his hand
A rhyming manifesto and a bu*ty from his mam
Local lad made bad with cowboy charm
Claims he doesn't really mean every srew-'em-all barb
Pa** the mic
Karaoke with the yesteryear stars
Time to weep into your beer til the fireworks start
Can't hear 'cos your mouth's full of sh**
Do something about it
You think you're god's gift
You're a liar
I wouldn't piss on you
If you were on fire