[Verse 1]
I'm bored today, so I find a game to play now
Angry today so I find someone to blame now
Scrolling through the list of thousands
Spending hours at a time
Playing online, to show the world I am not a
Noob, Scrub, Camper, Feeding, Son of a b**h
[Pre-Chorus]
Come at me bro, I'll take your soul
What the f** no?!
That was my k** motherf**er!
Noob k**-Stealing Cancerous f**
Go die in a fire!
[Chorus]
So I eat another apple
To calm my nerves before
I click 500,000 times
(I'm so MLG)
I'm so MLG
[Verse 2]
I've decided to go more retro
Let's play some Mario
I'm down in sewer now
Feel free to come and join me
I know we'll make it easy
Because we're playing this Wii
Just you and me
I'm bored of that game now, time to have a look around
Oh look at what I have found, the original Bioshock
I look at the box, remember the final boss
"Would you kindly..." f** that no actually
I see a stack of GameCube games
I don't have a clue what I want to play
Maybe Sonic Adventure
Actually, I'm better at MOBA's
[Chorus]
So I eat another apple
To calm my nerves before
I click 500,000 times
I'm so MLG
No you can not beat me in 1v1
I'm better than you in every single way
According to this game
Bleh
[Outro]
I died, I died, I died a-f**ing-gain
I died, I died, I died a-f**ing-gain