[Verse 1: Chud]
Step out of my boys car like we finally here
I've been waiting so long, now its my senior year
We came a long way from open season now who's this new man in the mirror
Don't you miss a tear
Chud got better for likes of king A-Lear
The last stretch, I'm gon put it on a final gear
Everything ain't what it seems so with all my might I'ma make open season disappear
Shouts out new freshman
There some rules you need to learn man
First off, im the teacher, so get to learning
Second, C. H. U. D better act like you know him
No one cares about the relationships you forming
You better know that finding the pool on the third floor is more important
And last, you better find your way through the school, cause no ones looking for your Nemo a** by P. Sherman
Wallaby Way
("Bye hunny, go to school and have a nice day")
Ever since Dirty Towel they wanted to hear what i was gonna say
And now I got they're mind in dismay
Finger stuck on replay
Crowds so big like they gunna cop the new J's
Broads and they j**elry
They say every kiss beings with K
And every K stands for Kid Chud
They also say no glove, no love
So I'mma get my jon all up in this latex
They waiting on a late text
Everything ain't what it seems, we living in the matrix
No one wants your crusty a** so get your a** back to chess mix
Walk in like I got the freshest style
Move over, I'm bout to part this student section like Logan in crowd
Now watch as I reverse the flow like coming up the Nile
Shouts Out to Oakton, we finally got new bathroom tiles
Time is crucial
Words for your doodle
Don't you scruple
I lead the army like Nigel Uno
So yeah, I'm be that kid next door
Administrators can do nothing except for open the floor
They play me every day cause I leave them wanting more
Like in cougar time, hear the cougar roar
Now hears some Mr. Cheney trivia
Can you use administrivia
To get to Lybia
Or would it be helpful consuming activia?
Can you use administrivia
To get to Lybia
Or would it be helpful consuming activia?
[Voicemail]
"Hey Chud its Sami...
I can't take you to school today so I guess you're gunna have to take the bus...
Sorry."