[Intro] Uh Crazy (crazy) Ah (ah) Yo p**y k** me... Huh (huh).. yeah (yeah) yeah.. Huh, huh, huh ,huh.. [Verse 1] p**y k**ed me when I was born (What?) Pardon me, I'll rephrase it: departed mommy's womb decaying I look at the bright side The fact that I got a life side Born '73 - September right Nas? (True) Virgo child, the first thing I learn is money makes the world go round On this small planet, it's ten women to one man; I wonder how we manage To say vows and walk a straight line in marriage n***as is some nasty creatures (Word) b**hes even nastier, they throw at your boy and it's hard for me to pa** it up Freaky hoes lick a n***a's a** and nuts Stupid b**h braggin 'til her baby dad went nuts (Stupid b**h) Now he looking for me, two cars deep Rolling up on n***a's, barrel out the window, asking, "You NaS peeps?" I can't have that, two four five, n***a grab that Pa** it to me, s**er-for-love n***as I blast at I swear my dick is gonna get me in trouble I pissin bubbles I thought I felt a sharp pain, better stick to rubbers When laying hooker after hooker, day out and day in Watch out for diseases, the doctors can't name 'em Just a thought: we all f** the same chicks Some play like they innocent, f**ing entertainers And basketball players, the b**h is a ho But still some of y'all a save her, put your dick in her throat You just the n***a that done wifed her (huh?) She drove you crazy, now your monkey a** wanna shoot the pimp that pipes her She had your baby, (Damn) now you a life-er And suicide notes you write her p**y k**s [Hook: repeat 2X] Oh what a thrill Inside a b**h feel Gotta be strong to handle it, it's real p**y k**s Backs shots keep a n***a open b**h a have n***as gun smoking p**y k**s [Verse 2] My n***a James got married, same girl he went to school with Nice girl, nerd with gla**es, he was too stuck Studied for her Masters, part time nurse
I'll tell you how superb the a** is, but who's looking I mean that's my man, maybe I just took a peek Maybe I wondered what it would be like, sike Cause James and me like I was with AZ like Luke and Han Solo f**ing with n***as' girls' forbidden, that's a no-no It's d**h and we real n***as, civilized gods And their ain't too many n***as like NaS, I'm trust worthy Plus I know a dude that caught his wife cheating k**ed his baby, k**ed his wife, and took his own life, even Happy for James cause real b**hes hard to come by This n***a found one, I told him he's lucky, we clown some Rolling up dutchies while watching Roy Jones in round one, he froze Put his face to the tv, 'bout an inch close Move out the way n***a, f**'s the matter with you, you blind? He pointed to the front row, thought he was loosing his mind She 'posed to be with her sick mother, left for the weekend Was stressed when she was leaving Now she's next to some n***a, cheesing He's having trouble breathing (Gasping for air, coughing) He pictured 'em making noises, grinding him and kissing him Yelling, "Ain't no telling where her lips have been!" Left her foul messages, she came home no lesser than Ten minutes later, then they start wrestling and screaming She said she missed her flight that evening She never left, she wasn't at that fight, you speeding That's Vegas, this is New York, you bugging I held up my hand for a dap but he wouldn't touch it I'm like, "When you started acting like that? This is dumbness." Gave me a crazy look and started swinging punches I ducked, couldn't believe it, the n***a so whipped He got his gat and started squeezing, hit two policemen Neighbors dialed 911, they heard the thumping Wounded cops kicked in the door and started dumping Me and his wife dip to the floor she smiled strange My comrade was breathing no more, they k**ed James [Hook]