Ha, its Chucky Slick straight outta the NAHL
This song is for all you beauties out there living the dream,
Whether your 1st line or 4th line, commited or not commited,
Junior A or junior B,
This song is dedicated to the lifestyle, feel me Im just living the dream with the boys on my team,
Free meals, free gear, all the girls wanna get with us,
I aint tryna sound co*ky, but it is junior hockey,
So im gonna live it up,
Time is limited, so I cant be kicking in,
Livin life on the road, all the fans getting wild with us
Junior hockey is my life, and I didnt think twice about the sacrifice, Yo, I lived a normal life until I started playing junior,
Moved away from home and now my billet moms a cougar,
My roomate is a beauty, please excuse my hockey humor,
If your quitting on your goals and dreams your probably a loser,
I am deadly a** sewer, and im here for the memories,
Ginos, apples, rarely getting penalties,
Shout out to the fourth line for producing all the energy,
Been a f**ing beauty since I bought my first synergy,
The rookies in the league I'll be showin em up,
I was the first ever gongshow flow of the month,
Gash on my eye trainer sewing it up,
Half my teeth and my bones are like broken and stuff,
But I could care less cuz hockeys what I love bro,
And imma live the dream till the day im done though,
Dips are jumbo, man the damn clans enourmous,
And im always going ham like a damn tyrannosaurus, Im just living the dream with the boys on my team,
Free meals, free gear, all the girls wanna get with us,
I aint tryna sound co*ky, but it is junior hockey,
So im gonna live it up,
Time is limited, so I cant be kicking in,
Livin life on the road, all the fans getting wild with us
Junior hockey is my life, and I didnt think twice about the sacrifice, Talkin sh**, droppin mitts, got that hockey confidence,
I got the nips but ill probably never get a scholarship,
Yeah we get the hottest chicks no wonder we the co*kiest,
Im gonna live it up like my name is Matt Robinson,
Im ballin b**h, dinner cost 200 flat,
No need to worry cuz my rookies handle that,
30 beds on the bus if I wanna take a nap,
Wheelin to the f**in max this is the junior hockey rap,
Playin call of duty with a roomy,
All of you are f**ing beauties,
s*utty grubbies, with big b**bies, and big booties,
Wanna do me,
Not a newbie HUH, im a NA veteran,
I put my work in I deserve a damn letterman,
I might get a goal but I wont get the credit,
sh** f**ing point streak, pack a lip then go to bed again,
And make the most of every day,
Pay the price on the ice,
Live the dream while you can,
Cause you cannot do it twice, Im just living the dream with the boys on my team,
Free meals, free gear, all the girls wanna get with us,
I aint tryna sound co*ky, but it is junior hockey,
So im gonna live it up,
Time is limited, so I cant be kicking in,
Livin life on the road, all the fans getting wild with us
Junior hockey is my life, and I didnt think twice about the sacrifice, Daaaamn, my body always hurtin,
The hotties always lurkin, everybody always chirpin,
And this life is so uncertian,
You can get traded anytime if you aint workin,
And I love getting saucey, sweep the weekend,
Now you know we getting sloppy,
Facebook tags from the damn paparazzi,
Default pictures I be lookin so flossy,
Get off me b**h we be livin the life,
Sleepin all damn day, stayin up all night,
Gosh damn I love juniors imma make it my wife,
But you cant do it twice so you better do it right,
Yaaaaa, this life is so phenomenal,
Signing autographs, and school is just optional,
Any thing is possible, for now im just a bum,
Playing hockey everyday, cause its all ive ever loved, Im just living the dream with the boys on my team,
Free meals, free gear, all the girls wanna get with us,
I aint tryna sound co*ky, but it is junior hockey,
So im gonna live it up,
Time is limited, so I cant be kicking in,
Livin life on the road, all the fans getting wild with us
Junior hockey is my life, and I didnt think twice about the sacrifice,