[Intro]
f** you making n***a?
Ramen noodles. f** you think?
[Verse 1]
Going hard like my dick isn't flaccid
Pushing lyrics like Caprices cause my sh** is a cla**ic
But I only drive a Honda...whip it like cream
Chasing dreams and an Asian chick that's thick as mola**es
They say my rhymes are hot like a rotisserie basket
Cause I'm outside of the box, like a slippery casket
But that liquor's my elixir, once I slip in a casket
Spill a beer and I'll be hopping out that b**h like it's magic
And these n***as be tripping like...unlaced shoes
Or an Asian thinking that HIS dick can fit in a Magnum...
But pardon my offensiveness...If you're feeling tense and sh**
Cause sh** I'm not a rapper, I'm just practicing my penmanship...
I'ts Mr. Feeny with some rhythm and a potty-mouth
Spit a couple verses and bullets to get your body slouched...
Naw it's the underdog you prolly just forgot about
From animal planet, have komodos draggin ya body out
[Hook 1]
Cheddar cheese, cheddar cheese, my sh** is amphetamines
Tryna reach the end so I can justify a better means
*Repeat 4 times*
[Verse 2]
Missed so many phone calls, I swear I need a f**ing pager
Too busy turning superficial b**hes to chubby chasers...
Nice guys finish last, I've got rough behaviors
Ate so much vagina in my dorm I could disgust the neighbors
Jedi with the dreadlocks...Aayla Seclura clutchin sabers
Rocking Calvin Klein Socks, Snapbacks, Chucks and blazers
Life is like a pot of ramen. Craig David. What's ya flavor?
Friday night hypnotiq, going all the way, Chuck's a player
Balling like, Baron Davis writing verses tearing pages
Feed my family sharing wages rapping over snares and ba**es...
Chuck's an animal put him in a cage
He's got these verses in my ear like I was given a gauge
And all the venom that he's spitting got these women enraged
He's taking candy from a baby like it's minimum wage
Mayne that's the way the non-believers speak when their fed up with me
But their like h*mos**ual men. They'll never f** with me
[Hook 2]
Cheddar cheese, cheddar cheese, my sh** is amphetamines
Tryna get some ends so I can f**ing buy some better jeans
*Repeat 4 times*