O misty mamma
It's not as bad as it seems
I know you say you see me
Sometimes in your dreams
And it's a happy go lucky
It's a-hurry-here-after
It's along for the ride
On the train named laughter
The train named laughter
On the train named laughter that runs
South of the border
Through the lonely hearts quarter
To a little bar they call the Happy Sun
Where even lifetime losers
And beautiful bruisers
And girls with a grudge can have fun
And it's a whipping wild time
It's a hairball rhyme
It's a crazy bloody night on the town
So tell me some secret
So I know where you keep it
My love is one circus call show
And as the curtain wing falls
And you're kicking my balls
I guess I'll say it's about time to go
But before I leave
With another girl on my sleeve
I swear "we could of had a-fine-ever-after"
Instead of ticking the tock
And clicking the clock
We should of tried the train named laughter
The train named laughter
The train named laughter that runs
South of the border
Through the lonely hearts quarter
To a little bar they call the Happy Sun
Where even lifetime losers
And beautiful bruisers
And girls with a grudge can have fun
And it's flying off the tracks
It's keeping with the times
It's love ‘em and leave ‘em
It's one hell of a crime
When you learn too late
You're on the devil's blind date
With no one left to blame but your self
(Bridge)
And it's a read ‘em and weep
It's awake from your sleep
It's kiss your candy-a** goodbye
But while we're all falling
And the good Lord is calling
Don't waste your voice trying to cry
On the train named laughter
The train named laughter
On the train named laughter that runs
South of the border
Through the lonely hearts quarter
To a little bar they call the Happy Sun
Where even lifetime losers
And beautiful bruisers
And girls with a grudge
You know they don't ask for much
Girls with a grudge
You know they're happy to touch
Girls with a grudge
You know they like it rough
Where even girls with a grudge can have fun