Song of the Pseudo-Copper
[Lyrico Productions]
He looks like a cop
And he talks like a cop
And he walks like a cop
But he's not a cop
He's a huh
He's o haaha
He's a....
He's an undercover lover
Brother of your mother
Holding up the store
Or knocking on your door
But not here to arrest you
Just to undress you
Like a neighbor with a reason
Regardless of the season
Nah, I'm just teasing
Cuz if he looks like a cop
And he talks like a cop
And he walks like a cop
'Hey, he's a cop!'
Though on occasion
He's been seen out drinking
Acting rather naughty
With a downtown hottie
Placing bets on red
Without regrets
Until come morning
And she starts snoring
And asking for cash
So then he flashes his badge
Cuz if he looks like a cop
And he talks like a cop
And he walks like a cop
'Hey, you're a cop!'
And he's a high-top walker
Neon sign stalker
Dust devil rocker
Fancy pants shopper
Once taken for a robber
But he's still a Copper
Cyndi Lauper pleasing
Fat like Jackie Gleason
Nah, I'm just teasing
Cuz if he looks like a cop
And he talks like a cop
And he walks like a cop
'Hey, he's a cop!'
Yeah, he looks like a cop
And he talks like a cop
And he walks like a cop
But he's not a cop
He's a huh
He's o haaha
He's a....
He's a huh huh
He's o haaha haa
He's rah rah rah
Just a man of the law
Just a doin' his job
Just a phony a** cop
Kickin' it live
Makin' it jive
Rockin' the house
Takin' them out
Watchin' her back
Smoking that crack