When you want someone to talk to When you're tired of all the talkers When you have so much to give But your life is full of takers I'm only here to love you And I can listen like the wind Look no further for a one woman man Because baby I am him When you're stuck in traffic Or you're trying to find a station When all you hear is static And you're starting to lose your patience When you feel that you are slipping Hardly hanging by a limb
Fall in my arms, when you need a lover Baby, I am him When the salesman at your door Looks like the salesman in your bed When you wonder if they are brothers But still worry about being fed Life's more than bread and bu*ter I love you fat as well as slim And you need a man in the heat of the night Baby, I am him And you want a man to hold you tight Lady, I am him And you want someone to turn on the lights I think you know babe, I am him