MATT
Ivy's birthday's in a week
I want to get her something mad
NADIA
How about a pair of faker b**bs?
An STD she hasn't had?
TANYA
You should throw her a surprise
LUCAS
We'll help you make it uppercrust
MATT
Yeah, something cla**y, something small...you'll help?
NADIA
Matthew...where's the trust?
(Ivy walks in)
IVY
Trust for what?
NADIA
That you've done smut
MATT
Oh, we were talking about the rave
LUCAS
I made the snacks
TANYA
I've got the guide
IVY
I guess we're set
LUCAS
We need a ride
TANYA
The church's van
PETER
You have the keys
MATT
So I should steal it?
TANYA
Borrow
IVY
Please?
JASON
Why not?
MATT
Well, Where do I begin?
TANYA
It's all we got
LUCAS
One little sin
Come to wonderland where never never finds you
For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights
Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion
You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be
MATT
How far away is this rave?
LUCAS
Just make sure the tank is full
TANYA
Just come
MATT
This map is kinda vague
LUCAS
When we're close we'll feel the pull
JASON
I have some clothes that you can wear
MATT
And what is that supposed to mean?
TANYA
You look like a million bucks
Wear something cheaper to the scene
MATT
There's no way to cross this road
PETER
I think the map is upside down
LUCAS
Our parents had it easier
The disco didn't move around
TANYA
Yeah, but who can groove to that?
And what's with spelling with your hands?
IVY
Did you ever see them rolling?
PETER, JASON, IVY, NADIA, MATT, LUCAS, & TANYA
God, they'd never understand
Off to wonderland where never never finds you
For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights
Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion
You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be
LUCAS
Now there's more than one way to feel alive
That's why the party never ends
Though X is still the treat of choice
I brought along some friends
Boys and girls, our show today
Is brought to you by the letters 'G' and 'K'
MATT
What?
LUCAS
G and K, they are both intense
They enhance your X experience
TANYA
Professor
LUCAS
Exhibit A:
'K'! Sit back, listen and learn
A couple of sniffs with a two-second burn
The return is worth every bit
Trust me kids, this is powerful, powder-ful sh**, sit
Watch what I come with! Watch-wa-wa-watch what I come with
On it! The way that I'm on
You s**ers and f**ers gonna love how you gone! You're golden
Secret scenes unfoldin', you feelin' and boldin'
You tuckin' and rollin'
You're part of the action, but standing apart
You're fast as a fraction; the fact is attraction
Is on 'til dawn, but don't overtake it
High on the stakes when you find that you wake in a 'K' hole
Like the world gone bad
Worse than the worst sh** that you've ever had
Your take ain't fake, shakin' and stir
Your life is a prison and your vision is blurred
You're beggin and buggin, cuz you're soul is so lonely
Your only defense is the fact that you know me
I got your back, but I won't babysit
I don't need that sh**
Exhibit B:
'G'! Comes clear, but I colored it blue
So you won't use the 'thought it was water' excuse
Liquid X is in effect, but that's the formal name
Take it out once and you're never the same
All my ladies
IVY, NADIA, & TANYA
Huh?
LUCAS
All my ladies?
IVY, NADIA, & TANYA
Yeah
LUCAS
To my fellas
JASON, PETER, & MATT
Yeah?
LUCAS
To my fellas
JASON, PETER, & MATT
...Yeah
LUCAS
Pay attention my friends, cuz cla** is in session
A lesson won't lessen, so take the point that I'm stressin'
This is stronger than 'K', overdose ain't a joke
Too much is a coma and you're certain to choke
So show me you care, and party hardy aware
I ain't draggin' your a** home if you fail to beware
It's fun for all y'all, and all for fun
But keep in mind, remember rule number one:
I know you know X, this sh** has limits
Play the game playa, but play to stay in it...UGH
TANYA
Don't do that when I take you home...
LUCAS
Are you in or not ?
MATT
Ok, what time?
LUCAS
We'd have to leave by nine...
TANYA
Come on it'll be fun
MATT
Well I dont know, maybe...
IVY
Maybe ?
MATT
Alright I'll go