I was down at Whiskey River
Stopped in for a drink
Minding my own business
Trying not to think
Bartender came on over
With a shot of his best
Said this one's from the lady
In the long black dress
She came waltzing 'round the corner
"Anybody sitting here?"
Started taking off her gla**es
And letting down her hair
I said thank you for the drink ma'am
How'd you know my brand
She said there's certain things a woman
Can tell about a man
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I said do you like the hard kick
Of old Kentucky bourbon
Or the slow burn of Tennessee rye
Just when I thought I lost her in petty conversation
She said slide over and kiss me
I got more than whiskey in mind
Oh man my heart was jumpin'
Shakin' on the stool
She moved a little closer
And I tried to play it cool
The band had started rockin'
It was kinda hard to hear
I ordered us a double
We chased it with a beer
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I started getting dizzy from the liquor on her lips
No eighty proof has ever got me buzzin' like this
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