This is the greatest and best podcast in the world... The Dick Show A Long time ago Me and my brother Sean here We were podcasting on A long successful show Then all of a sudden There shined a hairy demon In the middle... of the road And he said "I am ending this old show Go make your own" Well me and Sean We looked at each other And we each said "Okay" And so we taped the first thing That came to our heads Just so happened to be The Best Show in the World It was The Best Show in the World The show was attacked by cheap hit peace And a group of b**hes from UCB out of jealousy The attacks all failed but they didn't know When you treat your fans they will help you grow And'll give you dough Dick did make his own And the show was great The main focus was comedy And not debate He asked us "*Snort* Join my network?" And we said "Nay We have our own" c*nt! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah Whoah, whoah Whoah-oh This is now The best podcast in the world, your
Listenin' to the Dick Show Couldn't continue The Biggest Problem in the Universe, no This is the Dick Show, oh Its got the greatest sound in the world Alright Some of the greatest fans in the world Alright Turns out Maddox was the biggest problem On the very best show in the world Whoa Gee fli-goo fli-goo goo gee fli-goo fli-goo fli-goo (Cuck, cuck, cuck) Fli-goo fli-goo ga gee hee (C-c-cu-cuck) Fli-goo goo gee yaba yaba yaba gee (Cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck) Fli-goo Fli-goo, a motherf**a' [Can't understand] (Cuck, cuck) The peculiar thing is this my friends The podcast we recorded that fateful night It makes a f**-ton more skrilla than that old show! Listen to the Dick Show And hear all the rages The Dick Tips are there From Dick and from Life Coach Subscribe! Do a call-in! Then make your own podcast and plug it! Don't forget to create a Patreon cause Big swingin' dicks have f**in' deep pockets! Alright