I suppose I've seen you three times now
And I guess that I'm wondering how
You keep the boys at bay
I have a feeling that they are wondering too
I've seen you with your hair down at least 5 times
I've always wondered what make man commit crimes
But even I would sometimes
If it weren't for the likes of you
And your gla**es your hideous gla**es
When you remove them I'd rather skip my cla**es and be caught
Then to entertain the thought
That someday you'll just put them on again
But I can make the best of it until then
Still I know you go deeper than your beauty
You go well above and beyond
The call of duty to your country and your school
But I grew up too cool
Like the rest of us with our thumbs up our a**es
If you call I will come
But I'm about as quick as mola**es
When I dream of you you're not wearing your gla**es