I wanna be drunk when I wake up
I wanna be drunk by 7 o clock
I wanna be smashed before the world wakes
Pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes
No coffee cause i would not be drunk at all
I wanna be drunk by this morning
Cause a bit of booze makes it less boring
Schoefield windshield im not very sober
I think ill struggle to get through this song
Cause i need some booze every once in a while
Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle
All drama through lie detection, mum F#cked a member of One Direction
Pa** the lager lets stop the thinking and
Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie
(This is just the start of- Pissed (With Pie)