Well i've never been afraid of much and never thought i need a crutch To help me through the trials of this life But there's one thing i cant do with out and copenhagen's what i'm talking About and i love it nearly as much as i love my wife. Now when i first started chewing i didn't know what i was doing But i liked the way it helped me to relax And a big ol' chew tastes might good just the way copenhagen should But when its gone i'm a slobbering maniac. Chorus I'm a copenhagen junkie, there's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back And he just wont let me be Cause when i run out of chewing I know i'm on the road to ruin Yes that copenhagen's got a hold on me I can go without a lot of things like sweet potatoes and bu*ter beans
And you know if wouldn't really bother me at all I can go without coffee for a couple of days but if you take my snuffs away I'll be climbing like the spider up the wall. Chorus Well i even tried to quit one time My knees got weak and sorta went blind and my mellow disposition headed south I started eating like a big fat hog got wild got mean like a rabbit dog and Start frothing and foaming at the mouth Chorus Can i help you sir? Ah, yea do you got any copenhagen? No sir i'm afraid we're all out Ahhhhhhh Chorus Ahh copenhagen, it makes me feel so good But when its gone boys, i ain't feeling exactly the way i should