Couple of [?] jar stamps got her hand looking like a rainbow In and out of every bar on a [?] just like the wind blows She's either a bachelorette or coming off a breakup Take a drunk girl home She's bouncing like a pinball Singing every word she never knew Dancing with her eyes closed like she's the only one in the room But here's a perfect mess, falling out of that dress Take a drunk girl home Take a drunk girl home Let her sleep all alone Leave her keys on the counter your number by the phone Pick up her life she threw on the floor Leave the hall lights on walk out and lock the door That's how she knows the difference between a boy and man Take a drunk girl home Leave her [?] You get something bad to eat They're singing closing time at that bar across the street Then two by two strangers in love who's headed for the covers hooking up
That TV in your two bedroom sounds turned off Through the paper thin walls you can hear the neighbor's cigarette cough There's a million things you could be doing, but there's one thing you're sure damn glad you did Take a drunk girl home Let her sleep all alone Leave her keys on the counter your number by the phone Pick up her [?] she threw on the floor Leave the hall lights on walk out and lock the door That's how she knows the difference between a boy and man Take a drunk girl home Took a drunk girl home In the sober light of dawn She left you a message she thinks you're on the phone Cause you picked up her life she threw on the floor You left the hall lights on walked out and lock edthe door That's how she knows the difference between a boy and man Take a drunk girl home Take a drunk girl home Take a drunk girl home