Hi, it's Chowder. Just trying to have some fun. Wishing you all a very merry Christmas, have some fun around the holiday times, that's all I'm trying so say. This one goes out to all of you. Everyone out there just trying to have a good holiday season, this is for you. The greatest album of all time
Chowder The Rap-Man
Chow-Chow-Chow-Chowder The Rap-Man
Has a real big dick and plenty of b**hes
You work to get snitches, ask Santa for midgets -
bl**job standing up
Chowder The Rap-Man
Chow-Chow-Chow-Chowder The Rap-Man
Gonna wrap his balls around the Christmas tree
(Frosty the Snowman repeat 3x)
I ain't trying to be racy
But the Claus at Macy's touched my bu*t
So I made my s*ut buy me a gat
Uh, splat, he rolled over like ollie
Got schooled like Jacoby
Got 5 rings like Kobe, merry Shaqmas
O'Neal down to my rhymes, I'm a beast
While I'm dividing my rings like Saturn
Chowder The Rap-Man
Chow-Chow-Chow-Chowder The Rap-Man
Couldn't get rid of Rondo, oh no
Keyon or Rajon
Does it really matter?
They will be peed on and drooling
Keyon Dooling at the Garden
Sipping Melo smoothies
Have a Merry Christmas. Just have some good holidays. Enjoy
Chowder The Rap-Man
Chow-Chow-Chow-Chowder The Rap-Man