When I was young there was a kid named Josh
He was a real punk rocker
He had two tattoos and wore a leather jacket
And he looked just like Mad Max
We tried to be cool but it really didn't work
By writing black Flag 4 on ourlockers
Then one day he just disappeared
Finally we could just relax
He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an a**hole
And we had lots of fun
But it really was a ha**le
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid
When Josh came back
From his punk rock adventures
Doing d** and running from the law
He had two new tattoos of an anarchy symbol
And a pretty girl named Roxanne
His dad was really pissed and sent Josh to rehab
That's where punk kids go
And he ran away again
And the last I heard someone saw him at a PUNK ROCK SHOW!
He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an a**hole
And we had lots of fun
But it really was a ha**le
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid
He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh
He was tough in the mosh
He was a punk named josh
He was a dirty punk-like child high on sauce
He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an a**hole
And we had lots of fun
But it really was a ha**le
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid
He was a punk named Josh
And he wore ripped jeans
But his dad didn't like it
You know his dad was kinda mean
He was a punk named Josh
And he really didn't care
When he had a problem he'd go "Aww, dude"
And he had funny hair
He was a punk named Josh