Yeah
I'm been sitting in the muhfugging crib
Playing video games all the muhfugging day
f** all that sh**
I'm bout to take this sh** to the streets
For real mutha f**a, know what I'm saying
[Verse 1]
I'm malicious
I got calluses on my thumbs from smashing you punk a** b**hes
Who want war? Who wanna play me in some fighting games?
You can call me Raiden the way that I make lighting rain...
Down upon you
Tell me what you gon' do
I've seen The Matrix forty f**in times, I know kung fu
I karate with Mr Miyagi while sipping on sake
And hitting on hotties... with big ol' titties
You try to f** with me
I'll put your head up your a** and now you're feeling sh**ty
What a pity, you don't wanna get stomped ho
And feel the wrath of a 20-hit combo
Punch, kick, jump, punch, punch, kick
That's what you gon' get for talking a bunch of dumb sh**
I'm from another realm, step into my portal
And I will spin kick your monkey a** like Eddy Gordo
So you shouldn't come near, I reckon
I'm going off of 14 years of Tekken
What's my mentality? Assault and battery
You wanna battle me, it will result in fatalities
And casualties
Dismantle these... f*gs who think
They can even hold a candle to Chink
You challenging me? I can see your rattling knees
How the f** do you expect to ever handle a beast?
[Hook]
Any mutha f**a, any mutha f**a test me
Any mutha f**a, any mutha f**aaa
I said any mutha f**a, any mutha f**a test me
Tiger Uppercut straight to the testes
X2
[Verse 2]
I'm a soldier with a chip on his shoulder
Don't make me drop this controller and beat you with a stroller
With a baby still in it... I'm demented
Cheat codes made my ammo infinite
So it's rat-tat-tat-tat, rat-tat-tat-tat
Feel the swing of my baseball bat against your back
Talk smack and get slapped
You jap and I'll snap
And shove your head halfway up your a**crack
Then take it out and call you Crappy McPoopins
And laugh, then blast you with a nasty Hadouken
Chanman is too sick, yeah man I'm ruthless
But don't be fooled cuz I'm built like a used toothpick
Skinny muthaf**a uppercut your nose off
Knock your a** out and piss on you while you're dozing off
You're catching ZZZzz while I"m testing my weaponry
Uppercut to your nuts, give your a** a vasectomy
Hook
And now you can't have children x4