What is life, what is competition What is Rob but a true musician What are new jacks lacking, facts, but new edition Instead of the editor of fat rhyme cla**ics Now I'm some trick ba*tard who needs his a** kicked They play me like a vic, who should be home raising kids Instead of running across the stage screaming "There it is" I try to check my rage, act my age Keep the personal sh** off the stage, it's impossible There's lots of bull, Hip Hop is full of bullsh** artists Offer nothing but crap, and keep their pockets full The world is full of round holes these are square pegs With rhyme sk**s about as sharp as a boiled egg I lay you flat on your back get the best of y'all I've got the fat that k**s quicker than cholesterol It's heart-stopping, chart-topping How could you say you're hot sh**, you're not even bird dropping [Hook] Do you like what I do when I do what I do It feel funky to me, is it funky for you True, true, I'm still banging, eff you
Now tell me what you plan to do, let me know something I go from night until day Creams scorching them playthings badly Ready to k** when you mistake the Chill for Milton Bradley Darker brother than a Parker Brother, chain-smoking rappers Before I'm through with you I'm gonna spark another You want sweet, see Willy Wonka, I'm tougher than Tonka The way I roll they say I'm out of control Violent, screaming, with my ears steaming, spinning like a demon I'm harder to hold back than semen Silent, deadly when I'm creeping I'm worse than Freddy Krueger cause I'm real I'll get you while you're sleeping I ain't never been a fan of yours If I make you listen check it twice, I'm like an evil Santa Claus And I ain't bringing no gifts and toys I got a bag full of hard times, black eyes, and mad noise Recognize what I'm saying, before we get you There ain't nobody from Chilltown playing with you [Hook]