[Verse 1] I was designed to spin you the finest tracks I'm thin, my skin is a shiny black Yeah, I am wax I hibernate in my crate and I relax… Waiting for the perfect life For my band to sell me as merchandise Fourty fans wait for me in line I ain't even been heard but I've already been signed Off I go, I'm so so lucky I've found me a home and my owner loves me I spin ten times a day He grins and sings while I play But one night, my owner throws a party Gets stoned and I'm stolen by somebody Please, help ! I'm all by myself Covered in dust on a stranger's shelf. Damn! [Hook] Why d'they take me away from my home sweet home ? Damn, I wanna go back [Verse 2] Twenty years have pa**ed since I've been strayed I've hollered, I've cussed, I've begged and I've prayed My cover's colours are beginning to fade I'm smothered in dust,‘cause I never get played One day, I'm stuffed in a box With busted up kicks and ugly clocks Exposed at the market for the customers' flux And I'm sold to a chump for a couple of bucks Taken home to be frantically handled His hand pulls me back, I'm scratched and dismantled
My new owner hacks up my tracks like a vandal My piano notes get extracted as samples He uses and abuses me Glues me to a beat, spews a few gooves with me, two or three When I thought we were just getting started He takes me back to the market [Hook] I can't wait to return to my home sweet home ‘cause I've traveled a lot [Verse 3] Once again, I'm out in the cold Exposed on the market, waiting to be sold Far from home, feeling abandonned A random man grabs me and I'm examined He buys me whilst rubbing his palms And calmly wanders off with me under his arm I must've gained value by today ‘cause he put me up on eBay right away When will this sh** stop, I'm pissed off Quickly bought again and then getting shipped off But this time… to a known place I'm opened and see my owner's face He sees the autographs, sheds a tear We've both got old, it's been over twenty years He gives me a spin, sings to my tracks Damn it feels good to be back… Home ! I'm so glad I returned to my home sweet home Back to where I belong (the loop spins round)