Every kid wants to be all that they can be
Be a success, be a big star
But what if you're a kid who doesn't know what to be
What will you go home and tell your mom
Billy wants to be a drag queen
Frankie wants to be a dead beat
Well everybody wants to be something
But what will I be
Don't wanna be a married man, don't want a degree
I could try to be a rockstar, but that would be a dream
I guess I just don't know exactly what to be
I'll probably live at home until I'm forty three