Betty Botter bought some bu*ter,
"But," she said, "the bu*ter's bitter;
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter;
But a bit of better bu*ter,
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of bu*ter,
Better than her bitter bu*ter,
And she put it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter;
So it was better that Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better bu*ter.