[Intro: chief waKiL]
I know I'm late to the roasting session, but uh
[Verse 1: chief waKiL]
You black lookin' boy
Wack lookin' boy
I can't get off crack lookin' boy
You fake pimp wannabe mack lookin' boy
No girl, so I jack lookin' boy
Weak lookin' boy, weak lookin' boy
Saved by the bell, you Screech lookin' boy
Red-head, Nickelodeon, Pete and Pete lookin' boy
Gay lookin' boy, hey lookin' boy
High top fade, Play lookin' boy
(You're officially tuned in) Ol' BK lookin' boy
Girl lookin' boy, say lookin' boy
Hurricane A Bay Bay lookin' boy
"Hang that n***a now!" KKK lookin' boy
Plain lookin' boy, chain lookin' boy
White T-shirt with his thing lookin' boy
"Mmmwah. I love you, Daddy" Lil' Wayne lookin' boy
Kay she all gay lookin' boy
Goon lookin' boy, fool lookin' boy
*snorts* "Did I do that" Steven Q lookin' boy
A lookin' boy, B lookin' boy
I don't even know what that mean lookin' boy
"You want me to do 'em, sir" Oh Jay-Z lookin' boy
*scratch* DJ Q lookin' boy
Ah Ah Choo lookin' boy
Wannabe chief waKiL, fr-fr-fresh, not cool lookin' boy
[Break: chief waKiL]
Alright, now it's time for me to get at the females
[Verse 2: chief waKiL]
You old fake lookin' broad
Ape lookin' broad
Wear a big pad in your bra lookin' broad
Take you home from the club, take your shirt off
No titties at all lookin' broad
Swear you cute up in the mall lookin' broad
Somebody better get this dog lookin' broad
Star Jones way before she was a star lookin' broad
Oops, I thought you was a dude lookin' broad
Big a** two on who lookin' broad
A hundred dollar bills, look at you, look at you lookin' broad
Ponytail, side of your hair lookin' broad
Way too many bracelets lookin' broad
"Me and my goony b**hes out here on these hoes, like duh, yeah, we be"
Tip lookin' broad
[Verse 3: chief waKiL]
You old
"Let me clear my throat" DJ Kool lookin' boy
Out the sky, blue lookin' boy
n***a, who the hell is you lookin' boy
Still can't tie your shoe lookin' boy
Running round like you two lookin' boy
"You can't catch me, nani nani boo boo" lookin' boy
Black lookin' boy, wack lookin' boy
Didn't I already say that lookin' boy
"Hey, you seen that motherf**er Johnny" Bernie Mac lookin' boy
Bum lookin' boy, tat lookin' boy
Don't know how to act lookin' boy
Dude, you getting a deal
Cause you can't afford Mac lookin' boy
[Break: chief waKiL]
And you, I don't even know what you are
[Verse 4: chief waKiL]
You old
Rat lookin' a** n***a, mouse lookin' a**
So ugly it hurts, ouch lookin' a** n***a
Tom Cruise jumping on the couch lookin' a** n***a
Strike, 1, 2, 3, out lookin' a** n***a
It lookin' a** n***a, thing lookin' a** n***a
I see you, I run lookin' a** n***a
Bum bum be dum bum bum be dumb lookin' a** n***a
Still s** your thumb lookin' a** n***a
Don't know the words, so you hum lookin' a** n***a
Hey lookin' a** n***a, wave lookin' a** n***a
Wow, Flava Flav lookin' a** n***a
p**y and my money Monday lookin' a** n***a
It's Friday, you late lookin' a** n***a
Is that your girlfriend lookin' like Planet of the Apes lookin' a** n***a
[Outro: chief waKiL]
You know I have to get 'em
Sorry I have to get 'em
Shout out to, uh, Hotstylz, um
People come up with this craziness, uh
Man, this was fun
Don't take no offense, no one
And uh, I'm done, signing out