Whatever happened to fair dealing
And pure ethics and nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the a**
Whatever happened to cla**
Cla**
Whatever happened to please may I
And yes thank you and how charming
Now every son of a b**h is a snake in the gra**
Whatever happened to cla**?
Cla**
Oh, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and who*es
And even kids'll knock you down so they can pa**
Nobody's got no cla**
Whatever happened to old values
And fine morals and good breeding
Now no-one even says oops when they're pa**ing their gas
Whatever happened to cla**
Cla**
Oh, there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use
And any girl will touch your privates for a douse
And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sa**
Nobody's got no cla**
All you read about today is rape and theft
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left
Nobody's got no cla**
Everybody you watch
Has got his brains in his crotch
Holy crap, holy crap
What a shame, what a shame
What became of cla**?